Actual quotes from Federal employee-performance evaluations
28/07/2008"Since my last report, he has reached rock bottom and has started to dig." "His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity." "I would not allow…
The Best Geek Quotes
26/07/20081f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d Microsoft: "You’ve got questions. We’ve got dancing paperclips." There are 10 types of people in the world: those who…
Life Reflections by George Carlin
You have to love George Carlin for his great words of wisdom. Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. I’m not into working out. My…
Why we like the British
25/07/2008BRITISH NEWSPAPERS Commenting on a complaint from a Mr. Arthur Purdey about a large gas bill, a spokesman for North West Gas said, "We agree it was rather high for…
Things to do while watching Lord of the Rings
24/07/2008Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait…where the hell is Harry Potter?" Block the entrance to the theatre while screaming, "YOU…..SHALL….NOT….. PASS!" Play a drinking game where…
