Writer
06/03/2008There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire become a great writer. When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that…
Dear Abby
14/02/2008The following are a few letters sent to Abigail Van Burin (Dear Abby) that she herself admitted she was at a loss to answer: Dear Abby, What can I do…
Discoveries and Inventions by Men And Women
09/02/2008Men discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT, Women discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP. Men discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION, Women discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP. Men discovered GAMBLING and invented…
The Goodtimes Email Virus
01/02/2008Goodtimes will re-write your hard drive. Not only that, but it will scramble any disks that are even close to your computer. It will recalibrate your refrigerator’s coolness setting so…
The Evolution of a Programmer
High School/Jr.High 10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD" 20 END First year in College program Hello(input, output) begin writeln(‘Hello World’) end. Senior year in College (defun hello (print (cons ‘Hello (list ‘World))))…