Jesus was a woman
30/09/2007There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: He called everyone Brother. He liked Gospel. He couldn’t get a fair trial. But then there were 3 equally good arguments…
Things Not to Hear During Surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. Someone call the janitor – we’re going to need a mop. Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog! Wait a…
Sixth grade quotes
Question: What is one horsepower?Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in one second. You can listen to thunder after lightning…
Computer Genesis
In the beginning GOD created the Bit and the Byte. And from those he created the Word. And there were two Bytes in the Word; and nothing else existed. And…
Mad Ramblings and Ponderments
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat? What are they thinking — “Gosh, if we have a party there may not be enough…
