Windows is not a virus…or is it?
30/09/2007No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses do:1. They replicate quickly. … Okay, Windows does that.2. Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they…
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If you’re looking for a job in one of the below fields, this is what you’re real job descriptions are An accountant is someone who knows the cost of everything…
Albert Einstein
Albert Einstein wasn’t just a smart physicist. Looks like he had some smart quotes as well: “If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research,…
Top 6 Smartass Answers
SMARTASS ANSWER #6 It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. “Would you like dinner?” the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. “What are my choices?” John asked….