A story with a moral
11/04/2010The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their Parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.The next day, the kids came…
What do you want your last words to be?
09/03/2010Call… the… ambalamps. “Hey ya’ll, watch this!” If Im not back in three days, then I guess I wasn’t Jesus. A+++ EPIC LIFE. WOULD LIVE THIS LIFE AGAIN. So long,…
Random thoughts
I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you…
English idiot sightings
15/02/2010My daughter and I went through the McDonald’s take-out window and I gave the clerk a £5 note. Our total was £4.20, so I also handed her a 20 pence…
