General Motors HelpLine
04/04/2009General Motors doesn’t have a “help line” for people who don’t know how to drive, because people don’t buy cars the way they buy computers – but imagine if they…
Actual projections
09/03/2009"Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons." ~~~ Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949 "I think there is a world market for maybe…
Police, law enforcement comedy
08/03/2009The following 15 Police Comments were taken from actual police car videos around the country. Count down to #1… #15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch…
For Those Born Before 1986
07/03/2009According to today’s regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 60’s, 70’s and early 80’s probably shouldn’t have survived, because our baby cots were covered with…
Actual patient charts
28/02/2009She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side…