Humor

Quarters are like gold. Be creative in the dining hall. Flipflops become as important as soap, shampoo, etc. You will never find so many excuses for a bucket. Asleep by…

At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t…

You answer the door before people knock. Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. You haven’t blinked since the…

“My girlfriend always laughs during sex –no matter what she’s reading.” Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers) “Don’t knock masturbation — it’s sex with someone I love.” Woody Allen “Lord, grant…