Warnings
23/10/2008Product Warnings: "Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." — In the information booklet. "Caution: The contents of this bottle should…
101 Greatest George Carlin Quotes
21/10/2008These are 101 Greatest George Carlin Quotes: I don’t have pet peeves — I have major psychotic fucking hatreds! Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half…
Don’t Argue With The Gay Flight Attendant
19/10/2008My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane…
Rules of Being a Man
Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: When a heroic dog dies to save its…
