Laws For Women to Live By
06/10/2008Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in diapers. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door. If they put a man on…
Instructions
On a Sear’s hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (Dang, and that’s the only time I have to work on my hair) On a bag of Fritos: "You could be…
The English Language (reruns)
05/10/2008There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple or pine in pineapple. And while no one knows what is in a hotdog, you can be pretty…
21 Thoughts to Get You Through Almost Any Crisis
Indecision is the key to flexibility. There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation. Happiness is merely the remission of pain. Nostalgia isn’t what it used to…
What Conan O’Brien thinks of your country
04/10/2008Afghanistan The bad news is, there’s a new article about everyone farming opium. The good news is, you can’t read. Albania The perfect getaway for people who love Kosovo, but…