Actual Answering Machine Messages
25/09/2008"A" is for academics, "B" is for beer. One of those reasons is why we’re not here. So leave a message. Hi. This is John. If you are the phone…
Help Desk Stories
Customer: “Uhh…I need help unpacking my new PC.” Tech Support: “What exactly is the problem?” Customer: “I can’t open the box.” Tech Support: “Well, I’d remove the tape holding the…
Home Depot Scam
24/09/2008A"heads up" for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out…
42 phrases a lexophile would love
22/09/2008wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. Police were called to a day care, where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. Did you hear about the…
Actual Bathroom Graffiti
19/09/2008A Woman’s Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have trouble with it. (Women’s restroom – Dick’s Last Resort: Dallas, Texas) At the feast of…