23 awesome license plates for computer geeks
17/09/2008This guy googled his own car Good, Old fashioned networking But others prefer wireless Could he be an Apple fan? Fresh start Leet speak hacker pride Hope this car isn’t…
Flight Announcements
16/09/2008From a Southwest Airlines employee: "There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only four ways out of this airplane." Pilot: "Folks, we have reached our…
How to write good
15/09/2008Here are several very important but often forgotten rules of English: Avoid alliteration. Always. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with. Avoid cliches like the plague. (They’re old hat.)…
46 Things that Girls Should Know By Now.. But Don’t
13/09/2008If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us. We refuse to answer. Learn to work the toilet seat. If it’s up, put it down. Do…
Top 50 Bushisms and Dumb Bush Quotes
"I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn’t here." —at the President’s Economic Forum in Waco, Texas, Aug. 13, 2002 "We spent…
