The Brilliance of Military Warnings
08/09/2008"Aim towards the Enemy." – Instruction printed on U.S. Rocket Launcher "When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend." – U.S. Army "Cluster bombing from B-52s is…
So You Think You Had A Bad Day
05/09/2008Just in case you think you’ve had a bad day, consider how is could have been much, much worse …. => CURL UP AND DIE I walked into a hair…
What Do Real Programmers Do?
04/09/2008Real programmers don’t write specs. Users should consider themselves lucky to get any programs at all and take what they get. Real programmers don’t comment their code. If it was…
What code DOESN’T do in real life (that it does in the movies)
I understand that Hollywood needs to dress things up to make them more entertaining, but in the case of programmers, code, and hackers they’ve done more than dress things up …
Top 15 pickup lines
01/09/2008Nice dress, can I talk you out of it? Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world! Fat Penguin. (she says what?) hey just had to…
