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The bandage was wound around the wound. The farm was used to produce produce. The dump was so full it had to refuse more refuse. We must polish the Polish…

These excerpts from court transcripts are purported tobe true. You be the judge! The following are actual statements made during courtcases:From a defendant representing himself…Defendant: Did you get a good…

NUDITY (don’t assume…just read it!) I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved….

I can see your point, but I still think you’re full of shit. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce. How about never?…

Relationships: First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship – he refers to it as "that time when me and Suzie was doing it on a…