Way Too Many Questions…
06/01/2008Who closes the door after the bus driver gets off the bus? Why are pizza boxes square when the pizza is round? What ever happened to an E grade? We…
A clock for math whizzes
05/01/2008Math enthusiasts who don’t want to move totally into the digital realm might appreciate this analog clock. Each number is expressed as a calculation involving three instances of the number…
The Wit of Steven Wright
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts. If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?…
The Point System
31/12/2007In the world of romance, one single rule applies … ‘Make the woman happy’ ….. Do something she likes and you get points…. Do something she dislikes and points are…
Restroom Poetry
Found in restrooms around the US: The best way to a man’s heart is to saw his breast plate open. * Women’s restroom, Murphy’s, Champaign, IL Don’t trust anything that…
