Humor

These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were…

A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine there are 5 black birds sitting on a fence. You pick up your BB gun and…

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking a round with a fly swatter.“What are you doing?” she asked.“Hunting flies,” He responded.“Oh, killing any?” She asked.“Yep, three…

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. Movie nudity is virtually always female. You know stuff about tanks. A five day vacation requires only one suitcase. Monday Night Football….

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: a half-gallon of 2% milk,a carton of eggs,a quart of orange juice,a head of romaine lettuce,a 2 lb. can…