Humor

Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be president. You can never be pregnant….

On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon: Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels On a Septic Tank Truck sign: “We’re #1 in the #2 business.” Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office: “Dr. Jones,…

A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes to the German hell and asks, “What do they…

A rather attractive woman goes up to the register in an upscale hamburger establishment. She gestures alluringly to a large man who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively…

The psychology teacher had just finished a lecture on mental health and had proceeded to give an oral quiz to the students. Speaking specifically about manic depression, the teacher asked,…