Humor

Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came across a ticket from the local shoe repair shop. The date stamped on the ticket showed…

Here are some comments made by sports commentators that I’m sure they would like to take back: Grand Prix Race Announcer: “The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for…

Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway? Why is it called “rush hour” when your car barely moves? If a 7-Eleven is open 24 hours…

You’re so tired, you now answer the phone with just: “Hell.” Your friends call to ask how you’ve been, and you immediately scream, “Get off my back!!”. Your garbage can…

What are you thinking about? Do you love me? Do I look fat? Do you think she is prettier than me? What would you do if I died? Here is…