Funny Quotes To Live By
09/06/2010Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film. A day without sunshine is like, well, night. Seen it all, done it all, can’t remember most of it. You have…
A Fake job title
experienced bra fitter – I bet they had trouble finding candidates for this one. PlayStation Brand Ambassador Eyebrow Threading – I REALLY hope this has something to do with dolls….
Signs you’re getting old
27/05/2010Kidnappers are not very interested in you. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. No one expects you to run–anywhere. People call at 9 pm and…
